As of roughly 11:00 a.m. November 23, I became the guy.
kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/Also as of roughly 10:00 p.m. November 23, I officially became an adult according to the laws of the United States of America. What does this mean you ask? Well it basically means I'm allowed to buy cigarettes, buy lottery tickets, buy fireworks, buy porn, and lose my virginity.
I would never buy cigarettes (though second hand smoke is a very nostalgic smell for me)
I would never buy a lottery ticket.
I wouldn't buy porn when there's plenty there for free on the internet.
Everybody who reads this will probably lose their virginity way before me so it doesn't matter that I'm allowed to do it first.
But I will buy fireworks.